hey i got a great idea

let's all create little websites where we can pander for each other's long-distance friendship by leaving poisonously sweet messages for each other that perhaps, in whatever twisted sect of mental illusion you have couched your standards for social interaction, will serve as substitute for the politicized hierarchy of self hating recognition-junkies typically referred to among the ranks of the still willing, and yet to be worn out, judgement prostitutes hanging each new accomplice on their private wall of affirmation, as the reason behind most of their opinions. See you in 60 years when all that's left are a ravenous pack of self-labelled superior galactic grandmas after eating a block of cheese, smoking three packs of cigarettes, and drinking a quart of milk--DISGUSTING, that's the word, which is why I'm going to the fridge for another shot of freon

this blog is dedicated to all rantings and emotional outbursts in lue of rational discussion and alliance building by people stricken with niceness. no niceness please. if you are cronically nice, just write something about pirates, preferrably with unnecessary details about the revolting physical reality they inhabit.

-court "if you didn't want me to touch you there, why would you say you're my friend"